WAIT! save your money on cologne and chocolates! Take this sure fire pre-valentines day quiz to find out if you're dating a douchebag!
*This quiz has absolutely no reference in any way to my boyfriend. But he may have been harmed by intense scrutinization.
If you answer yes to 2 or more of the following, it's time to hop back on tinder and find yourself a new main squeeze. We've still got 4 days until we're hunkered down in some over priced crammed valentines day hell, which leaves plenty of time to find a new date.
1. Does he take the window seat?
1. a. ...the good pillow, the last english muffin, the only clean towel?
2. Does he have more hair products than you?
2. a. Does his hair stand over two inches in the front?
2. b. Does he wear flat brim hats with the sticker still on?
2. c. What about fedoras?
3. Does he have a tribal tattoo?
3. a. what about something spelt wrong?
4. Has he been fired more than once in the last 6 months?
4. a. was it for sexual harassment?
5. Does he live in Hollywood?
5. a. What about Providence?
6. Does he hit on your friends?
6. a. have you caught him hooking up with your friends?
7. Do you pay for his protein powder?
7. a. And his fresh tints?
8. Is he illiterate?
8. a. Does he think its cool that he can't read a paragraph through then paraphrase the meaning?
8. a. Does he claim he doesn't like reading, but says he reads Maxim in the bathroom with the door locked because he likes the fun facts?
9. Does he have a catch phrase or word he over-relies on?
9. a. Is it ligit?
9. b. bro?
10. Does he reference past sexual conquests? Or suggest threesomes?
10. a. At dinner?
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