In preparing for the Miss MA USA pageant that I competed in this past weekend, the biggest stressor was getting in "skimpy bikini on a stage in five inch heels shape"
As a now seasoned pageant participant, I had a few tricks and tools already up my sleeve, but as my journey to skinnydom proved exceptionally effective this year, I figured i would share with all of the people who would never take time to read my 4 post blog.
If you follow this extremely restrictive diet and workout regime, you will lose weight. It is not necessarily healthy, and I am by no means a nutritionalist so please take my plan with a grain of salt (and then make sure you log that grain of salt in your food diary, and stress and feel guilty about it for 15-20 minutes).
Start of dieting journey - 118 pounds, 5'6, 3 months before pageant.
3 months out I watched what I ate very carefully. I made sure not to have too much sugar, sodium or carbs. My calorie intake was low, around 1000 and I kept track of everything I ate on livestrong.com "daily plate". I didn't necessairly watch calories, but I made sure that if I worked out hard I would reward myself with some extra protein & nutrients. More important, watch any sugar not found in fruits, and saturated fats and by all means don't even touch anything with fried, tempura, crispy, creamy, or rich in the description. Try to eat everything as raw as possible and avoid anything in packages, especially those horrid little lean cuisines and other frozen monstrosities.
Dining out:
Breakfast - egg white veggie omelette. Make it taste good with herbs and garlic or a little tobasco sauce/jalepenos
Lunch/Dinner: chicken & veg, a salad with grilled chicken, salmon, halibut, swordfish, tuna. no dressings aside from balsamic vinegar or red wine vinegar.
AVOID: cheese and candied nuts on salads (a little goat or feta wont kill you, but be reasonable!). Definitely no creamy sauces, don't eat soups out - they're loaded with sodium and fats, unless you have access to the nutritional info and you can verify it's not going to throw you off track. Don't touch the bread on the table, and don't even let your eye wander near the butter. If you must have a nibble of bread you better ask for olive oil and use a small amount. if everyone else gets nachos, you don't eat them. any of them! you're on a diet! Let the people you eat with know you're on a diet and that you're watching what you eat, who cares if they say something snooty - this is for you and you're going to look fabulous!
DRINKS: for gods sake no drinks other than water and an occassional glass of wine.
NOTE: You really shouldn't eat everything on your plate, but if you're like me, you do. That's why I don't take bites of foods I shouldn't eat, I just order things my body wants and needs, like protein and veggies! My dessert is a glass of wine, but to each their own. This diet is for rapid weight loss for a certain date. So there's not much room for setbacks and cheats. That being said, having a few bites of a dessert or a nacho or two won't kill you, but dont be a glutton. and log every single ingredient (yes, 1/5 tsp of sour cream should be added if you dipped your nacho! and YES whip cream should be added too!). log things that seem silly, so you see how they affect your nutritional breakdown. After you reach your weight loss deadline then you can indulge a little and still maintain a healthy diet/weight/physique, but for this just don't. have some self control and harness the power of "guilt".
Supplements:
one a day women's multivitamin
fish oil
1000 mg of vitamin C
zinc, calcium & magnesium pill
Dieurteic teas. I like the flavor of Berry detox
Sample eating schedule -
Eating:
7:00 AM - 1 serving of fruit
9:00 AM - Large black flavored coffee, 1 serving of fruit
12:30 PM - protein & veggies
3:00 PM - snack
5:00 PM - 1 scoop of care one protein powder with water
7:00 PM - 1 scoop of care one protein powder with water, protein & veggie, tea
Possible snack at night
Fruit serving: 1 medium banana, 1 medium apple, half a grapefruit, 1/3 cup of berries, 1/2 cup of grapes, orange
Coffee: NO cream, no lattes, no skinny vanilla lattes. Flavored or unflavored black coffee or cafe americanos with no sugar. if you must then add a splash of skim, soy or almond milk
Best snacks: sliced cucumbers, baby carrots, handful of unsalted nuts, handful of unsalted soy nuts, sliced bell peppers, celery
Other snacks that should be enjoyed in extreme moderation: teddys all natural super crunchy peanut butter, 1 serving of flax seed multi grain low sodium chips from trader joes, half of a cliff bar (no more than 1 bar per week), 1 oz of dark chocolate,
Drinking: tea! any kind all kinds all the time! Skinny waters, vitamin zero water, lifewater zero, soda water, occassional glass of wine (stay away from excessively sugary whites like reislings), black coffee
Protein: light tofu, grilled chicken, sodium free/low sodium deli turkey/chicken, friendship low sodium 1% cottage cheese, egg whites, salmon, halibut, tuna, swordfish. Seasoning is the key. I eat everything with grilled onions and roasted garlic. Lemon on my fish with basil, yum.
Vegetable: Any veggies work for me! I love them all! be wary of potatos, i don't eat them at all, and don't over eat sweet potatos ...but everything else is free range. Now, not all veggies are made the same, from a droping weight perspective spinach and broccoli is a better choice than their non leafy green buddies, but honestly, eat up your veggies. Sautee them (in no more than 1 tsp of veg oil), boil em, nuke them, throw them in an omelette, eat them raw in a salad, bake an eggplant with some tomatos, go ahead get inventive!
*If you work out in the morning, drink protein shake before and after workout and add more substance to breakfast: 1/4 cup old fashioned oats, 1/4 cup cottage cheese, fat free greek yogurt plain, egg white scramble
As the date approaches, you must start to tweak your diet. I cut out dairly almost entirely, I don't eat any fruit after 11:00 AM, and I try not to eat more than 100 g of carbs. I keep my calorie intake under 1000 and the pounds slide off.
To curb hunger: I chew a lot of gum, drink water, vitamin waters, teas, and coffee. If I had a great workout I'll have an extra scoop of protein powder. I also snack snack snack on cucumbers and celery, I love the crunch!
WORKOUT PLAN:
For me this is what worked:
*Beantown bootcamp (beantownbootcamp.com) 2-3 times a week. It's very intense cardio and drills.
*Beantown Bootcamp strength training class 1-2 times a week. Kettlebells, bench pressing, serious high intensity weight training
*Advanced Pilates once a week
*TRX one to 1-2 times per week
In addition to these workouts, I supplement with the Smith Machine, mat exerices, kettle bell workouts, etc. While you are starting, go heavy on the cardio - sprints, running at 8 on a 6 incline, push push push yourself to fry off all the fat. As the date approaches focus on muscle building. Don't be afraid of machines, personal trainers, or free weights. And don't underestimate the power of a good yoga or pilates class to stretch out your muscles and give you a strong core.
Paz y Amor,
Chelsea
