Thursday, February 2

Rapture Predicting via post cards? Ingenius!

Oh! A post card! How fun!




The important message here is that Rapture post cards are only 25cents each, which is a real steal.

And why wouldn't we spend our last hard earned quarters to send out this lovely, uplifting cards!



Perhaps the Rapture Group should invest some of their money into marketing; to have Jesus cause planes to crash into sky scrapers couldn't have been the best idea they bounced around.  If I was on their team of completely sane business professionals, I might suggest a picture of the souls of a bunch of old birds playing bingo rising up. 
you know, play down the morbidity card a little.
Bingo!

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